Disposable cups included

One of the deals I made with myself when starting this blog is that I would be as honest as I could possibly be. That means that I can not always just provide positive feedback about cruise lines or hotel companies – after all, hardly any product is perfect. For example:

So here we were, exploring the beautiful beaches of the Bahamas. After visiting the Sandals Royal Bahamian resort yesterday, we decided to take a look at one of its competitors, the Breezes Bahamas resort, also on the white sandy Cable Beach.

Breezes Bahamas resort is part of the Super Clubs organization of “super all-inclusive” resorts. Unlike Sandals that is exclusively focused on couples, Breezes welcomes families (but in the Bahamas, no kids below 14 years of age), singles, couples, etc. Super Clubs also operates the more “adventurous” Hedonism resorts in Jamaica and brands like Grand Lido and Starfish, some of which will shortly be brought under the Breezes brand.

We started off with a very warm welcome by one of the resort’s sales people. She gave us a tour but couldn’t show any rooms since the hotel was fully booked.

Let’s start on a positive note: there were lots of people who were obviously having a great time. Whether that was because they were truly enjoying themselves or just too liquored up I don’t know, but it goes to show that the resort certainly fits a niche.

Also: the security guard and front desk staff at Breezes were much friendlier and more welcoming than those at Sandals the previous day. The physical facility of the resort: picture a U-shape building with a large outdoor pool area in the heart of the U. Restaurants and lounges were located at the “bottom” of the U and rooms in the two wings to the East and West. Apparently, the rooms were recently renovated although a guest we spoke to said that they still looked a little tired. Also, rooms don’t have a full-sized balcony, but feature sliding balcony doors so you do get fresh air and a view. Oceanfront rooms are at the top of the “U” and as close to the beach and the ocean as you can get. There is no room service and no minibar in the rooms. So far, no major issues. I won’t go into a full description of the restaurants and services available: you can easily find that on the Breezes website, and will concentrate on the services and facilities I used myself.

Once you’re equipped with a wrist band to identify that you “belong” there, the appeal of an all-inclusive resort for many is the fact that all meals and drinks are, well, included. Same here at Breezes: the combined swim-up/pool bar serves drinks all day long – but the quality of the drinks was less than average. The bar tender poured some “less than famous” brand of rum in a disposable plastic cup, then dipped in the cooler box and spooned an already-blended icy mix into my drink: here’s your Pina Colada, sir! Needless to say, I took a sip, then threw this glob of ice away. Maybe I am spoilt, but this certainly wasn’t the best Pina Colada I’ve ever had!

Also, unlike at Sandals, the Breezes pool bar is pretty much the only place to get a drink on/near the pool and beach area, so it can be a bit of a walk if you’re on the beach – and there often is a line.

Time for lunch: the poolside grill serves hamburgers in little paper disposable “plates”, provided you’re happy to stand in line. Quite basic: no vegetarian options, veggie burgers or anything either.

The other option was the buffet restaurant (Jimmy’s Buffet?) – a large cafetaria style dining hall with lots of tables for 2 and 4. The food consisted of a reasonable size salad bar and a selection of basic hot dishes: pasta, meatloaf with a vat of gravy that looked like chocolate sauce, fried fish, and doughy pizza (salami, shrimp or fish – so again nothing vegetarian). Compared to the variety you get on most cruise ship buffets (especially on NCL), this was probably one of the worst buffets I’ve ever seen.

The beach was beautiful, although quickly strewn with those disposable cups and in some places cigarette butts. Unlike Sandals, this is not a private beach and there were quite a few people walking around, trying to strike up conversations with guests to tout their wares: a time share salesman, a few ladies selling trinkets and scarves/parios, a watersports activity salesman, etc.

The pool was large and popular. The water looked a bit murky to me, but that probably was because so many people parked themselves for hours in the pool, drink in hand!

Obviously, Breezes appeals to some people: it is often reasonably priced and if you’re not too picky about the quality of food and drinks but you’re looking for a great beach and some entertainment at night, it may just be the rigth place for you. We met a few ladies who’ve been staying at this resort for 18 years. They said that the rooms were fine, the food just average, but they liked the entertainment and the value. We also met some people who stayed one night and then checked out because they hated it.

Would I recommend it? Breezes on the Bahamas would not be my first choice, but if your budget or the make-up of your travel party puts places like Atlantis or Sandals out of reach, it is still an option to stay on Cable Beach at an all-inclusive. If you’re not a heavy drinker, I would suggest taking a look at some of the non-inclusive resorts too, though.

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